A Public Apology

From time to time we at the GNU Public Dictatorship do things that others might term as "mistakes," but we can assure you that all we do is part of the bigger plan we have for the world. Even if the reasons may not be apparent to you, our loyal supporters, rest assured that we have things under control. Even so, we still do things that others find offensive and find ourselves in a position to apologize for our actions. We have been called weak for our willingness to apologize, but we don't see the need to alienate others even though we know we are in the right. Case in point, our experiment in gambling Feng Shui last April. We learned a great deal from the experiment, and we are still conducting similar experiments, but a main (surnamed Yuan) caught in the middle of this experiment has become very upset. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not polite, so we would like to take this time to apologize to this man and assure him that we have the best interests of society in mind.