A meteorite? We think not.

While the mainstream media has bought the "scientific" explanation of this incident in which a boy was hit by a pea-sized thing falling from the sky, we do not. Isn't it convenient that the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch happened to be having a convention just 60 km away? Isn't it convenient that there have been many rumors of the Parent Corporation developing better pea-shooters? We don't want to cause a panic, but at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not appalled at the mainstream media's lack of concern for the truth!