Sneak Peak: The Car Wash Prison

We have all heard something referred to as "your own personal hell" at some time or another, but we think our friends in the car wash industry have finally produced one. I was lucky enough to be present to observe the initial test of this wondrous device, and can say without reservations that it was all that it was hyped to be.

It all began as a normal car wash, where the victim was treated to several minutes of warm water soak, soap, rinses, TripleShine, clear coat protector, and so forth. The true genius of the device, however, was not apparent until our victim tried to back up to get more drying time and found himself trapped by the outer car wash door. He tried to back up but couldn't get over the bump, and he couldn't go forward because of the door. What is perhaps most exciting about this tool is that it catches only those who are greedy enough to go back for more air, and not the average car wash user.

We are very pleased with the Car Wash Prison in its current form, and we have been told that they are currently working on several improvements. Keep up the good work! At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not amazed by your constant innovations!