Saturday, January 31, 2009
A Dastardly Scheme from the Parent Corporation
Recently one of our supporters in Schenectady, NY was about to take a Regents examination on "Living Environment" when she was waylaid by Deandre M. Ellis, a known operative of the Parent Corporation. We are still working with our operatives to understand the motives behind the scheme, but it appears that the Parent Corporation has taken some interest in whether our supporter (who shall remain nameless to protect her identity) passes her Regents examinations. The police have Mr. Ellis in custody and have given us full access to him, but we haven't been able to learn much about the reasons behind his disguising himself as a girl to take the examination. Some of our other operatives (including "Viktor") have been canvassing their areas to find signs of a greater plot, but we have no conclusive evidence of anything yet. We would like to ask our supporters (as a precautionary measure) to be alert and notify us of any similar incidents so that we can form a better picture of the Parent Corporation's intent. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not grateful for your vigilance!
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