A Parent Corporation?

It seems that "John" turned himself in not to avoid his subordinates as we initially understood, but to avoid those to whom he reports. We don't know much about this entity other than the fact that "John" refers to it as the Parent Corporation in all of his files, and that apparently brads are only a small part of the Parent Corporation's strategy for world domination.

We would like to urge all of our supporters to be on the lookout for other menacing office products and to help us notice any unusual trends. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not cautious, and we hope that while you will be cautious that you will continue to enjoy your victory celebrations.