New information about the Parent Corporation!

We have been debating for several days now whether or not to make this new information about the Parent Corporation public before our research is complete, but in the interest of your safety we decided to take the risk and let the Parent Corporation know that we know. "Viktor" has been instrumental in confirming this information, and "John" has been mostly cooperative in our interrogations. What we have confirmed is that the Parent Corporation has many "brands," so to speak, one of which was the Company. Each of the "brands" specializes in different materials and different markets, but the goal is always the same: world domination through seemingly innocent office products. The collapse of the Company has hurt the Parent Corporation as they had much invested in brads and brad paraphernalia, but the hurt is clearly not a death wound. We may have exposed brads for the twisted instrument of evil that they are, but the Parent Corporation has a whole symphony of evil.

The information we feel we must now make public is about the Parent Corporation's most prominent product: the common hole punch (pictured below, courtesy of Wikimedia Commons). We are not talking about the industrial three-hole punch typically used for preparing paper for use in binders, for reasons that we will have to make clear when our research is finished. We ask our supporters to immediately curtail their use of such hole punches. Unfortunately we cannot explain more at the moment, but rest assured that when our research is complete and when we are sure that we are not giving up our hand too early that we will explain the reasons why the Parent Corporation is pushing these hole punches on the unsuspecting public.