Retaliation!

We knew we were taking some risks in exposing parts of the Parent Corporation, but we are deeply sorry to this 78-year-old woman (who shall remain nameless for her own security) who was intimidated by agents of the Parent Corporation. Her sacrifice has been noted, and she is now under the protection of our operatives.

We believe the Parent Corporation had taken note of her tireless support of the GNU Public Dictatorship, and in the typically craven way the Parent Corporation tends to operate, decided that due to her advanced age she would be an ideal target. They took her money and murdered her parakeet, but what the article linked to above does not mention is that while one of the "robbers" was demanding money the other was spreading hole punches and brads around the apartment. Do not fear for her safety, however, as our Brad Disposal Technicians have swept the house and found them all.

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not appreciative of your support! We are constantly amazed at how much you all do for the fight against the Brad Guys and the Unholy Hole Punches. Keep up the good work!