The Reason

We have received such a flood of request forms about the Reason brads have tines of differing lengths that we have decided to hold a special board meeting to discuss whether or not to reveal this secret publicly. One the one hand, we will satisfy your curiosity and enable you to make more informed decisions about brads, but on the other hand we will be putting ideas in the heads of impressionable world citizens that have never thought of such twisted things. The GNU Public Dictatorship's Board of Dictators will meet on Saturday, January 31, 2009 to discuss your requests. Until that time we ask that you refrain from submitting Form 4482-12J to request this secret.