Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Prodigal Spy

In the most bizarre turn of fate yet, we have received direct contact from "Walter," who has been feeding us the information that led directly to the overthrow of the Company. It turns out that "Walter" is none other than the supposed traitor, "Viktor."

Months ago, "Viktor" was approached by the Company and asked to join their cause. This would have been a good move on the part of the Company, since "Viktor" has been our most valued and innovative agent, but they overlooked one critical factor. "Viktor" was born to parents who were killed, in part, due to side effects of a tragic accident involving brads. It is his love for his deceased parents that has driven "Viktor" to work so hard against the Company for years.

When approached directly by the people whom he considered responsible for the death of his parents, "Viktor" thought quickly and decided on a risky plan: to infiltrate the very core of the Company. To do so, "Viktor" had to completely cut his ties with us and appear as a traitor. To convince the Company that his transformation to traitor was complete, it was necessary that he completely convince the GPD as well. We were completely taken in by his shocking actions.

While appearing to be a traitor, "Viktor" worked 20 hours a day to maintain the trust of the top Company executives while feeding us information simultaneously through his new pseudonyn, "Walter." He assumed we would make the connection between two six-letter names with consecutive starting letters, but we never even dared to hope that "Viktor" would return to us as the prodigal spy. We at the GNU Public Dictatorship, are, however, nothing if not ready to welcome a prodigal back to the fold with open arms.

"Viktor" is, so deservedly, a true hero of the people. We welcome him back with open arms. When the Company began to dissolve and the Company's leadership began to flee for safety, "Viktor" took advantage of the mayhem to secure the Company's most guarded and secretive documents. We have only begun to filter through the mass of information that "Viktor" has brought to GPD headquarters, but our initial findings are alarming. It seems that the Parent Corporation has much more power than we thought possible. The scheme regarding the Company's brad production is merely the tip of the iceberg.

As our agents make more progress, we will, as always, keep you, the public, informed. 

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