Saturday, January 10, 2009

"John" and his request for asylum

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not fair and forgiving, but it seems that "John" was toying with us even as he surrendered to us. A careful analysis of the documents "John" brought from the Company and the ones "Walter"/"Viktor" brought from the Company has shown that even in his plea for assistance "John" has been holding back information. He claimed to have brought all of his secret files, but his files did not contain even half of what we got from our spy. Add to this the fact that he lied about from whom he was hiding, and we have a dilemma.

Should the GPD grant "John" asylum to protect him from the Parent Corporation (and, of course, to punish him in a humane way for the many crimes he committed against humanity), or should we simply turn him out to face the wrath of the Parent Corporation for his failures? Please respond either here or by contacting your local GPD office. We look forward to your input.

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