Monday, January 5, 2009

Can it be?

We received a tip today and in the process of verifying it have discovered that the Company is laying off at least 2/3 of its staff, including its top-secret operatives. While we have not confirmed the exact numbers yet, we have had several confirmed reports of known Company employees seeking other employment opportunities. Can it be that we are really this close to absolute victory over the Company and its fiendish purposes? We're not sure, but we'll keep you in the loop!

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