What Cheek!

We have been trying to get through all of the applications that have been submitted, and to our surprise we ran across one from "Viktor." Yes, that "Viktor." The application itself is quite stellar, but of course we wouldn't have hired "Viktor" otherwise. What we can't figure out is why he thinks he might have a chance after what he pulled last month. Perhaps he is regretting his rash decisions? Perhaps he is trying to mock us? Perhaps the Board is just so attractive that even our enemies have to constantly suppress their desire to join us? We're not sure, but at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not sure that he will not be joining the Board of Dictators this year.