Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Whitewashing the Company

Most of you know at least a little about World War II history (Sorry, Heintz, you'll have to look it up in Wikipedia), and are familiar with Hitler and Stalin. History has been justifiably very unkind to Hitler and his ideologies, but as this BBC article points out, Stalin has all but escaped history's judgments.

Unfortunately, history appears to be repeating itself here. Despite the many atrocities committed by the Company and its history of pushing brads not just to responsible adults who can make the choice but to our innocent children, the Company is rarely vilified in the mainstream paper press. We do appreciate the efforts of several online publishers to print the truth about the Company. As for newspapers and magazines, though, we believe this is probably just a "marriage of convenience" as was the case with Stalin. Too many of our newspaper and magazine editors are relying on brads for their fastening needs, and as such, they fear to disenfranchise the Company. Although we haven't found conclusive evidence that we can talk publicly about just yet, we believe that many of these editors are actually paid by the Company for their complicity.

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are engaged in publishing the truth, regardless of the personal cost to us, and we believe that everyone needs to know that the Company wants to push its views on our unsuspecting children. Please, do not believe the "whitewashed" version of the Company you will find in print media.

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