Since the recent capture of Mikel Garikoitz we have had our agents working around the clock with the French Police to gather information about his involvement in the terrorist organization ETA. Why, you may ask, are we so interested in a Basque terrorist? As it turns out, we have been tracking down alleged links between ETA and the Company for several months now. One of our agents suggested that ETA and the Company may be one and the same, but we have our doubts. ETA isn't particularly brad-friendly. In fact, the traitor "Viktor" had infiltrated them some years back and learned that they hate brads almost as much as we do. I know this isn't a post about "Viktor," but it always pains me to think of how much good he did before he was turned by the Company and how much good he could be doing right now if it weren't for his weakness. Anyway, while we never believed that ETA and the Company were officially working together, we have seen disturbing similarities in the tactics used by both groups.
Our work with the Spanish and French authorities is starting to pay off, as the recent string of high-profile captures can attest. Even so, we have been unable to prove the existence of any links between ETA and the Company until now. Our interrogations have finally uncovered the fact that Mikel was affiliated both with ETA and the Company, providing the missing link we have been searching for for months. We have also been able to glean that the two organizations have no formal relationship and are not supporting each other's causes. Add to this the fact that authorities believe that many of the recent ETA attacks were carried out by Mikel, and we are very pleased. It appears that our fears of an ETA-Company alliance were unfounded.
We would like to thank all of our supporters and agents that made this arrest possible. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not ubiquitous!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment