The GNU Public Theme Park is here at last!

We are happy to report that everything is going well on our first day of operation at the GNU Public Theme Park. We reached our maximum capacity at 8:17 this morning, and we regret to say that we have not yet discovered a way to use BitTorrent or other peer-to-peer filesharing applications in order to allow more people to enjoy the theme park. We apologize to those supporters who have not yet been allowed inside the park, but we assure you that you will get in as soon as the Corpus Christi Fire Department says we can let you in.