Help for the Homeless

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not concerned for the homeless and other disadvantaged people roaming our streets. We have noticed the long lines at soup kitchens and have decided that we need to intervene. We have teamed up with Kraft to produce a new variant of their venerated Lunchables line that can be made on the cheap and distributed quickly and mess-free at soup kitchens and churches. We call them Parishables, and they should be appearing at a soup kitchen near you early next year, or as soon as we can work out the remaining kinks. (It's surprisingly hard to get bread to come out of the packaging process at just the right degree of staleness.)