A small battle won

I have excellent news for you all!  The world is a much safer place to be today, thanks to the results of a hard day of negotiations.  To be precise, the world is 69,000 brads/day safer!  I had to pull some strings and throw my influence around a bit, but I was able to convince Parco Pacific Ltd. that brads are no longer worth their while.  It may surprise you to learn that nobody at the firm seemed to have heard of Jacob Gehris or the Company, but you can be sure they know about them now.  What's more, they are already spreading the word to their partners all over the world.  Yet another demonstration of the power of knowledge.