Bald? Need money?

Excellent news for the bald among our supporters!

With the success of our pilot program in New Zealand, we have recently perfected our new advertising method. If you are bald and would like to support our cause (but then again, who wouldn't?), please let us know. We'll pay you $666 to put a tattoo on your head advertising for the GNU Public Dictatorship. Unlike the pilot program, these tattoos will be permanent. Oh, and don't worry...this is not the mark of the beast.

As for an update on my diplomatic mission, I am pleased to inform you all that we are the first campaign to distribute our literature on produce! I recently met with the guerilla grape artist responsible for this work of art. She has agreed to join our campaign, provided we keep her identity a secret. Keep your eyes peeled at grocery stores and outdoor markets for grapes promoting the GNU Public Dictatorship. We are nothing if not innovative!