A Grand Success

I'm happy to report that the diplomatic mission has been a complete success. We were able to accomplish everything we set out to do. Here are some highlights:

• Maintained gas prices during Hurricane Ike
• Decreased brad production and distribution (Three more companies have joined the effort since my latest post on this topic)
• Made final arrangements for our new theme park (Doors open November, 2008!)
  
• Launched our bald-head advertising company
• Arranged for the use of guerilla-grape campaign art

Besides the highlights were many rapport-building talks with existing powers in Texas and Washington and important speeches at The Alamo and other historic landmarks. I would like to specifically thank all of our supporters that attended the speeches and helped support the talks.

Many thanks also to loyal supporters Jennifer Campbell of El Paso, Texas and Richard Dunlap of Kyle, Texas for all they did to make the trip a huge success.