We would like to welcome Alyson as the first Preferred World Citizen. Alyson earned this honorary title by being the first non-dictator to join our new Facebook group!
Preferred World Citizens are guaranteed the following privileges:
1. Two free tickets to our new theme park (opening soon!) per calendar year
2. A one-time inspection by our highly trained team of Brad Inspectors, ensuring that your family lives in a brad-free environment.
3. A free Board of Dictators coffee mug, complete with hot cocoa mix.
Want to enjoy this special privileges? Apply by emailing one of The Board, joining our facebook group or submitting a logo for our logo contest. This is a limited-time offer.
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