Although we had our reservations at first, the constant pressure you have all been putting on us has finally paid off. We have agreed to open our first GNU Public Dictatorship theme park here in Corpus Christi, Texas! We are still debating what it should be called, but our short list includes "Dictatorland," "The GNU Public Theme park," and "GNU World Order." Please respond with comments if you would like to help us decide. We appreciate your patience and hope you will make an effort to visit us here as soon as possible. Our doors open on November 1, 2008.
Among our many attractions are the following:
- The Hall of Dictators
- The Art of Propaganda
- Captain EO (we got the rights from Disneyland!)
- Mt. *ocracy (Pronounced Mt. Starocracy, an excellent roller coaster)
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