Oil Prices

We at GNU Public Dictatorship are nothing if not concerned about the environment. That's why we didn't interfere with gas prices earlier in the year--we thought that people might need a little wake-up call. However, we've adjusted our stance as oil prices have become too great a burden on the everyday World Citizen. In hopes that lower oil prices will reduce shipping costs--and therefore food costs--we have recently been in negotiations with some "friends" in the Middle East and in Texas. 

Tim is on-site right now, trying to keep oil prices stable during the Hurricane Ike crisis. In the meantime, our efforts have been headline news as prices have started dropping again. We hope that you'll be able to finally take that much-needed vacation. When you're out, drop us a postcard and let us know what lower gas prices mean for you personally.