Friday, November 30, 2012

Pacman


The New Company is even more nefarious than we had suspected, but really we had suspected that they were more nefarious than we had suspected, so they are about as nefarious as we suspect.  Regardless of how nefarious they are, we recently discovered that the new CEO of the New Company was apparently involved in creating another Pac-man image on a moon of Saturn.  The moon, Tethys, was modified by "Gertrude" to exhibit the video-game style heat distribution several years ago.  Our operatives discovered his involvement by listening in on interplanetary communications the New Company is sending, apparently at random, into space.  Actually, as his involvement is still only suspected of causing the strange patterns, we should refer to his involvement as alleged involvement, but either way, the taint of the New Company is casting doubt on our hypothesis that Pac-man was an interplanetary traveler as this and the previous incident are now both possibly tainted.  We'll let you know if we find definitive evidence either way, but for the near term we suggest that you refrain from embracing the interplanetary traveler hypothesis, at least in public!

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