Double lives = double support!

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased to announce that due to our recent promotion of bizarre hobbies we have more than doubled our supporters.  It seems that nearly all of our supporters have a hobby that could be construed as having a bizarre double life, and some of our supporters have two or even three such hobbies.  We are very pleased that our current supporter base was so easily increased, and would like to thank you all for engaging in hobbies.