Monday, November 19, 2012

Twiddling or not...

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not working overtime to try to get through all of your applications for membership in the Board of Dictators, and one thing we have been nothing if not grateful for is that, other than the recent denial of service attacks the New Company hasn't been able to mount much of an attack on anything.  We noticed that over the weekend our old friend "Edgar" has been claiming that he is responsible for the decreased activity.  Our operatives tell us that since they created the computer program they call "Gertrude" that their productivity has decreased anyway, and we fear that "Edgar" has meddled with things to cause them to be even less efficient.  While "Edgar" may claim he is doing the world a service, we hope he doesn't make "Gertrude" so inefficient that they give up on her and return power to more competent human hands.  While it is much too early to make any official announcements, we can say that in our prior meetings on the topic we did discuss the fact that if "Edgar" were a member of the Board of Dictators he wouldn't be able to run these sorts of operations without clearing them with the rest of the Board.  But then again he would try to push his own agenda, causing us to have more meetings... we'll have to wait and see how the applications process plays out.

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