Clarifications

Some of our supporters have been circulating stories about how the applications we received this year aren't as promising because we accepted applications from species other than humans, and at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not disappointed at the bias displayed by this inflammatory statement.  When we made the decision to accept applications from all forms of life we knew that the acceptance rate, which is already very low for humans, would probably be lower for other species, mostly because other species are at a disadvantage when it comes to performing some of the tasks required of the Board of Dictators.  The promising applications rate is lower for non-human supporters than for human applicants, but the rate among human supporters is lower this year than it has been in the past.  If you are one of these supporters that are spreading these stories, please refrain from doing so immediately.  We know who you are, and if you do not cease and desist we will be forced to take action.