Sorry

We're sorry for the inconvenience this caused any of you who reported your Sleep Number in the old-style numbers (32-212), but we assumed that any responsible world citizen would have reported it using the standard 0-100 as it is clearly more efficient and less arcane.  The old scale hasn't been in widespread use since 1923, but it has been used in certain circles (apparently including the Parent Corporation) much more recently.  A review showed that it was likely that 13 applicants, including "Edgar," used the wrong scale.  11 of those were shown to be from the New Company, and the remaining one came from a 93-year-old social media executive who hadn't realized the scale had changed.  We have attempted to correct the situation, but we apologize for any mental anguish this may have caused you.