"Edgar" and his accusations

"Edgar" has been alleging that the GNU Public Dictatorship is not so open as we claim to be, and has been using as evidence the fact that we are irritated that he shook up the New Company before we wanted him to do so.  At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not understanding, which is why we generally forgive such ill-directed zealous actions, and which is why we have not taken offense to "Edgar" and his conduct.  We are, in fact, still considering him for a position on the Board of Dictators, but we do not know whether we will advance him to the next stage or not.  As for his meddling, we will just have to do a better job in the future of predicting his course of action.  This last time, for example, our failure to do so led to a missed opportunity to feed the computer program "Gertrude" information that would keep the New Company busy with internal policy changes, but we will improve.  Just to prove that we are as open as we claim to be, anyone who wants more detailed information is welcome to submit form 7773-IIP (Request for information regarding current events) to their local GPD office.  We guarantee a response within five weeks!