Horrible news!

It is our sad duty to announce to you that the new "Gertrude" has successfully pulled off a dastardly and heinous act, completely flattening a local GPD office in Yakima, WA using a press usually used for making brads.  The details of the attack are still sketchy, but we do know that two of our volunteers were crushed in the attack, and that several more received injuries that sent them to the local hospitals.  What worries us most is that we thought we had been watching the New Company's operatives closely enough that they wouldn't have been able to pull off such a vicious attack.  A bit of positive news, however, is that we were able to catch one of the two operatives who perpetrated the attack.  The local police, however, arrived before we had left and we felt obligated to support them by turning him in.  We hope they will charge him and keep him out of society, but we don't think they will, especially now that they are having to deal with legalized marijuana.