Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The suspect

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not patient, which is why we allow existing institutions to "do their thing" while we lay the infrastructure we need to properly and completely rule the world.  One such case was our recent allowing of the local authorities in Yakima to detain our number one suspect.  Unfortunately, the police seemed less than inclined to believe us and released him without charging him this morning.  Not to worry, though, as we have now detained him ourselves and are busy getting the information we need.  It's great when we allow the local authorities to think they are still in charge without jeopardizing our own goals!

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