A small (but important) victory!

For many years now the Virgin Mary has been appearing to the faithful in very odd places, but until recently there has never been a task force to verify that these appearances are more than mere happenstance. Thanks to the tireless efforts of "Viktor" we have finally organized such a task force using recruits from Lucha Libre. Here you see them in the process of verifying claims that the Virgin Mary appeared on a griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant in Calexico. Now that we have this task force we will hear many fewer false alarms. We would like to take a moment to thank "Viktor" for all he does for us. Oh, and to apologize again for declaring him a traitor and initiating a manhunt for him. Thanks, "Viktor!"