A clandestine brad factory in Taiwan!

It has taken some time and effort for our operatives to confirm this, but we are now sure that there has been a clandestine brad factory being operated by rogue Brad Guys in Taiwan, near this man's goat farm. The astute supporter will note that the article referenced does not mention the Brad Guys at all, but the loyal supporter will also note that the Brad Guys are rarely referenced in mainstream media, even though we exposed the Company and brought them to the attention of the world. This latest discovery emphasizes that, although we have defeated the Company, we have not eradicated the threat that brads and brad paraphernalia pose to society. We are grateful to our operatives for observing Kuo Jing-shan's goats and confirming that the rogue Brad Guys were performing tests on them with their brads, preparing for a mass release of brads later this month. The rogue Brad Guys were captured earlier today, and the factory is being dismantled as we speak, but at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not cautious and urge our supporters to be more vigilant than ever over the next few weeks!