We're just glad he didn't have a hole punch handy

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased when we see people use creative solutions to difficult problems, especially when these creative solutions avoid dangerous office products. We would like to salute Rob Carson for his quick-thinking in saving a boy's life using a household drill. This article tells much of the story, but neglects to mention that his assistant (who will not be named for security reasons) offered to get him a hole punch to use in relieving the pressure on the boy's brain. Thankfully, while Rob Carson is not (yet) a supporter of the GPD, he knew enough to recognize that his assistant was acting on behalf of a very sinister organization and sent for a drill instead.