The role you were born to play

People's names sometimes have a lot to say about what they should do for a living. I remember vividly seeing a business card for a man whose occupation was used car salesman and whose last name was "Crook." You should all remember the tale of the dentist named Les Plack. Many are the occasions in which a name can make the difference between an ordinary and an extraordinary incident, as in this case. While the story would be moderately interesting anyway, it becomes more interesting with the fact that the officer who stopped the vehicle was Officer Freeze! At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not appreciative of puns, and we bet that Officer Freeze has been waiting most of his career to be able to yell "freeze" and be recognized for it in print.