Responsibility

The Parent Corporation has never shown a great deal of responsibility, but when one of their operatives bit into a burger containing foods to which he was allergic even we were surprised by their reaction. We expected a worthy opponent to take responsibility for not checking before biting, and we expect a worthless opponent to simply blame the people who made the burger, but we never expected an agent of the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch to sue the company where the people who made the burger worked.

We've had our operatives digging into this for some time now on the hopes that this is a clue to some larger strategy, or perhaps even a simple distraction, but we have found nothing that suggests that this lawsuit isn't exactly what it claims to be. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not glad he wasn't one of our supporters!