An apology

We would like to take a minute to apologize to the employees in San Jose who were hospitalized because of their exposure to the noxious combination of moldy food and cleaning solutions, and simply say that when we sent our operative in to clean the fridge we thought we were performing a service for you all. We were not directly involved in the incident, but our local GPD office in San Jose was acting under our orders. They chose the operative very carefully as she had severe allergies and could not smell the fragrant emanations from the unplugged office fridge, and they had posted warning messages to coworkers before the service was performed, but even the best laid plans can have unintended side effects. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to doing better in the future! (We're also all but sure the Parent Corporation was involved, but we don't have any proof just yet)