It's just wrong

Many people in the world would like to tell you that right and wrong are in the eye of the beholder, and that what is right for one person may be wrong for someone else. While this philosophy does promote tolerance for others, at the GNU Public Dictatorship we have to state that some things are just plain wrong. Feeding squirrel-flavor chips to squirrels is one of them. The fact that they seem to like them is another.

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to a just and peaceful society. In order to get there we as a society need to have a clear collective understanding of what things are just plain wrong (other than the Parent Corporation and hole punches, of course). Consequently we are starting a new committee which will eventually have local chapters in which we will discuss these evils and get feedback from our supporters on other evils. Our agenda for the first meeting on Tuesday is the following:

Welcome - 2 minutes
Committee organization and selection of chairmen - 5 minutes
Decide whether to open up the window - 15 minutes
Discussion of current evils - 35 minutes
- Feeding squirrels squirrel-flavored chips - 15 minutes
- Kenny G - 15 minutes
- Open discussion of evil - 5 minutes
Closing - 3 minutes