Danger!

Our posts have been spotty for the last few weeks because we have been dedicating all of our resources to the analysis of data collected recently in the western United States. This analysis is now complete, and shows unequivocally that the nano-robotic lichen threat is indeed real. If you live in or near the Rocky Mountains we urge you to be on alert. We have found vast quantities of lichen in an inert state, but after analysis we were able to give them the "go" command and found that they were programmed to be very destructive, to put it lightly. Our containment perimeter was nearly breached, but we were able to contain them. We are working now on mechanisms to prevent invasion by these nefarious lichens, but we don't have anything infallible yet. If you live near the affected regions please check in with your local GPD offices daily for the latest recommendations.