Thursday, August 5, 2010

Increased activity

Many of you have written in to observe that it seems that the mysterious contractor, Darkle, has been appearing more and more frequently over the last month. We agree. Our suspicion is that Darkle is in negotiations with the Parent Corporation for either a merger or a buyout, and that they are trying to prove their worth to our enemy "Edgar." We don't have any hard evidence yet, but there are some of the classic indications of this sort of maneuver. Rest assured, however, that at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not vigilant and that we will keep our eyes on the situation.

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