An update

It seems that the Multi-Level Marketing venture OPortunity was just the tip of the iceberg. Small "independent" office product stores are opening across the country, presumably as a response to the big retail chains like Staples and Office Max, but the reality is that these stores are being financed indirectly by the Parent Corporation. Darkle is extremely good at hiding the money trail, but our guys are good enough to not be fooled. (Thanks to Daniel and his signal processing teams, that is). Anyway, we would like to issue a general warning that any new office products store in your area is probably a subsidiary of the Parent Corporation, and as such should be avoided religiously. We aren't quite sure why they wouldn't have funneled their money into the bigger chains, but we presume it is because there is greater public oversight for such firms.