How not to steal somebody's stuff

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we feel it is important to help people perform their chosen occupations, whatever they may be, as well as possible. Excellence is a trait that all of humanity can and should be striving for, and is one of the hallmarks of the New Future. We hope to reach a point where all world citizens, with our help, will be able to perform their functions excellently.

As a result of our strong feelings regarding excellence, we feel we must exhort the perpetrator of this theft to mend his ways. If you intend to steal somebody's belongings, please be sure they don't catch you on camera in the act, unless, of course, you are such a good thief that to do so is a mere taunt and you won't be nabbed minutes later by police who recognized you from the photo and see that you still have the goods on you.