An update on Quisling

Our investigation into the whereabouts of (former) Count Quisling is progressing, but is as yet incomplete. We have found, however, a note from Quisling explaining his "innocence." We're not sure we buy it, but he claims that he left his door open and that his cat came in and built the shredder Daniel saw him using. He also claims that his cat ordered brads on eBay for him and that he was trying to dispose of them. We've seen this sort of excuse before. We hope, for Quisling's sake, that he's telling the truth, but we suspect he probably isn't. We won't know for sure, however, until our special team finds him.