Results of the Special Board Meeting

Many of you have written in to know whether we decided to release the Reason brads have tines of differing lengths. We did hold our special board meeting on the 31st of January, but we ran out of time before we were able to reach a conclusion on the issue. Many important questions were raised, and several subcommittees were formed to research parts of the issue. We expect the subcommittees to report their findings soon and once they do we will schedule another special board meeting to discuss their findings. The most important thing for you world citizens to do is to let us do our job and trust that at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to improving your lives!