A Clarification

We are always reluctant to respond to unfounded criticism lest we lend it credibility, but these latest accusations have forced our hand. For those who live under a rock we are being implicated in the repeated disappearance of signs for Mullet Place. While we admit that we find the sign intriguing and would find it an interesting conversation piece for parties, we can say without reservation that we are not involved in any way in the purloining of these street signs. This is just another attempt by the Parent Corporation to besmirch our good name, and while at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not patient, we have had enough.