Frequently Asked Questions about the GNU Public Dictatorship:
At this point the logs show that our worker ended the conversation with Eliza. We know it's not perfect, but any FAQ is better than no FAQ, right? Also, at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not concerned for the welfare of FAQ writers such as Eliza!Why do you not understand why you should want a board of dictators?
- I do not understand why I should want a Board of Dictators.
Why the uncertain tone?
- Perhaps because the idea has never been explained to me
Does it please you to believe I am unsure of whether you should support the gnu public dictatorship?
- I'm unsure of whether I should support the GNU Public Dictatorship
Please go on.
- as a matter of fact it does not
Does that question interest you?
- What does the GNU Public Dictatorship offer that I can't get from other government options?
You are sure?
- yes
Please go on.
- of course
Why do you say your support behind a democracy?
- Why shouldn't I throw my support behind a Democracy?
Why do you say your support behind a democracy?
- I didn't. I talked about throwing my support behind a democracy
Why do you not?
- I don't
Do any other reasons not come to mind?
- because that doesn't make sense.
Why the uncertain tone?
- Well, perhaps because it is brilliant does not come to mind.
Can you elaborate on that?
- I thought this was a Frequently Asked Questions where I got to ask the questions.
Please go on.
- This FAQ is worthless
You are being a bit negative.
- No, I'm done.
Do you wish that I was reasonable?
- I wouldn't have to be negative if you were reasonable
You are sure?
- yes I do
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I've tried using Eliza to resolve questions about other subjects in the past; I feel that if there is any confusion it is because your worker failed to wait until Eliza told him "Earlier you mentioned worthless"
Jim,
Your comment prompted an internal review of policies and procedures, and we found that our worker was indeed impatient and did not wait for Eliza to mention something he had mentioned earlier. We had assumed that our workers would know to wait for Eliza, but we apparently overestimated the patience of our underlings. We have changed our policy and will now require our workers who interact with Eliza to wait until she brings up something they had mentioned earlier.
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