We're sorry

Over the last few years we, the members of your Board of Dictators, have worked tirelessly to improve conditions all around the world. Unfortunately, however, we have not yet been able to make all of the reforms we had hoped. One of these still-awaited reforms involves regulating the packaging of eye drops and of other products such as nail glue and super glue. We have known since 1982 that people who have other things on their mind can become confused and use the wrong bottle, but we had hoped that no more incidents would occur while we were busy on other fronts. Unfortunately, more incidents have occurred, with the latest being Irmgard Holm, to whom we would like to issue a formal apology. We have upgraded the priority on this issue by two levels, and hope to get to it soon. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to bringing about the New Future as soon as possible, but our resources are still limited (for now) and we cannot effect all of the changes we would like as quickly as we would like.

On a related note, we will soon be accepting applications for membership in the Board of Dictators, so don't forget to check this forum often.