A disturbing incident

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not disturbed by some of the new developments in the Parent Corporation's strategy. Until recently most of their progress was made by either brokering deals with or strong-arming organizations to cooperate with them or by trying to create addicts by exposing vulnerable members of the population to evil office products. Now, however, they are starting to resort to bizarre tactics (examples here, here, here, and so forth) to accomplish their aims. Rest assured that we are diligently monitoring these new developments and that, while we urge caution and common sense, you are not in any danger that we can quantify just yet. Unless, of course, you are of African descent and live in Paris, and then it appears that the Parent Corporation is perpetrating an as-yet unknown evil on you.