Good news!

Good news for all world citizens concerned about the outbreak of nano-robotic lichens! Our scientists have found a way to disable them, and this time you can disable them without destroying your home in the process! (At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not sorry for the experience of some of our early testers whose homes were destroyed in a successful attempt to disable the evil lichen)

The solution is simple and effective and can be picked up free of charge at your local GPD office. Once installed the NAno-Robotic Lichen Disruptor (NARLD) emits low-power radio signals that effectively tell every nano-robotic lichen in the vicinity to enter a dormant state. It has been found to be especially effective in the remote areas most prone to nano-robotic lichen infestation, and has been found to work adequately even in situations where signal propagation is problematic, such as parking garages.

It is always satisfying to put a wrench in the Parent Corporation's plans for world domination, and especially when it is so easy to do. We are a bit apprehensive that the Parent Corporation may have other plans, but our best intelligence to date makes it clear that they were not counting on Daniel's background in signal processing to make the solution clear at this early of a stage. We expect them to continue their propaganda campaign, but we expect our supporters to begin refuting their claims as soon as they make them!