The GNU Public University

Many of our supporters have expressed their delight in our new admissions procedure for the GNU Public University, but there have also been a number of our supporters who were apparently unaware of the vast array of degrees we offer. For a complete list you can visit our website at gpu.edu, but here are a couple of degrees that would have saved some people some embarrassment in the recent past:

• MFA in Facebooking (this would have helped avert this situation)
• PhD in Road Sign Spelling (definitely could have helped here)
• MS in Hygiene (helpful here)
• ... and many more

Please review our course catalog available on our website as well. In accordance with our philosophy toward openness, all courses available at the GPU can be downloaded and modified, providing that it is for your own personal use or provided that your modifications are uploaded back to our site for all to enjoy. If you prefer to enroll and receive instruction from professors and a degree, please follow the streamlined applications process Daniel described earlier today!