"Viktor" and his secret mission

It has been quite a while since "Viktor" faked his own death, and since then many things have happened. "Viktor" and the Allies have been explaining to us in some detail the events that transpired before and after the apparent death of our chief operative, and we are finally feeling comfortable with explaining to you, our loyal supporters, the reasons behind this unorthodox strategy. Before we begin we must state that the Allies have requested that we keep a number of things secret as they could aid our mutual enemies. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not hesitant to be anything but "Open Source," but we understand the reasoning behind the Allies' request, and have chosen, for now, to comply.

As the Allies have been fighting the Parent Corporation since before the current members of the Board of Dictators were born, it is understandable that they were able to obtain some intelligence that we had not yet been able to get. As it turns out the Parent Corporation had been working for decades to release a new and even more sinister office product early in 2010. (We would like to state what it was, but the plans have been kept so secret that only three people have ever seen the plans, two of which are already dead. The third is "Edgar" (not the figurehead "Edgar", but the real one) and so we cannot say much about what exactly it was to be) The Allies have been working to stop it for many years, mostly by infiltrating the criminal affiliates of the Parent Corporation. It seems that last year one of their operatives was asked to get rid of "Viktor" as he was apparently getting close to finding out about the new product. There was a great deal of concern over whether he had found anything, which is apparently the motivation behind the surprise infiltration of "Edgar" into our Nevada offices in the Quisling incident last year. After they confirmed that he had not discovered anything yet, "Edgar" ordered the assassination of "Viktor."

"Viktor's" father Wolfgang was concerned that "Viktor" would kill his agent, and so he made contact with him. He explained enough of the situation that "Viktor" agreed to let himself be "killed" in the hit. Over the next few weeks he was briefed in all that the Allies were undertaking and was given an important task to perform. The rumors of "Viktor's" death reached the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch and because of the way we treated his disappearance they believed that everything was going according to plan.

It was at this point that the Allies plan went down. We cannot yet talk about many aspects of it, but "Viktor" was instrumental in making sure that the Parent Corporation would not be able to recover from this blow. He obtained and destroyed the plans for the sinister office product, leaving "Edgar's" brain as the only place this evil could ever emerge from in the future. They were not able to silence "Edgar" for good, but by getting the public eye on the Parent Corporation and its finances they believe "Edgar" will not be able to make another attempt for another decade at least.

We would like to thank "Viktor" for deceiving us in the line of duty and for dealing such an important blow to our enemies. We would also like to thank the Allies for being willing to sacrifice themselves for the good of society. Many of them have already been assimilated into our intelligence crew, and Wolfgang himself is now one of our chief strategists. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased with our recent progress, but we are always striving to do more!